Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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