Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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