apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
we should paint friendship bongs
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