she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you inspire me to be a worse person
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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