yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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