I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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