somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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