just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
