omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Found the puke drawer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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