i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
did i walk over a car last night?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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