billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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