I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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