Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Is it penis luge time yet?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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