so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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