then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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