if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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