What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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