I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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