yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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