I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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