Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
