Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whose parrot is this?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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