I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
