I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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