They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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