So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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