Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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