Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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