so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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