We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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