we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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