god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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