i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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