you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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