Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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