Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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