Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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