My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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