Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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