She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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