At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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