Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
