They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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