why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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