You work out of a Hotel?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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