i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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