Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.