This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
This baby is an asshole
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
