i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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