You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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