I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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