I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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