Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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