There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape