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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This house was built for laser tag.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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  Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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  No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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• (760): View more from California

  Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days

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  Are you goin to rehab again?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked

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