My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.