hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked