I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So vagazzling was a success
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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