her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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