Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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