Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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